European Doberman · born June 5, 2025

Evanelle would like a word.

Black and rust, cropped ears, floral collar. She takes everything seriously; almost none of it is important.

Evanelle sitting in a field of tall summer grass, ears up, mouth open, wearing her mint collar with pink roses
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Who she is

She takes everything seriously. Almost none of it is important.

Evanelle, pronounced EE‑vuh‑NELL, is a black-and-rust European Doberman born June 5, 2025. She lives with two people and a rug she has claimed as hers. She is not a quiet dog.

On any given day

Three recurring moments

Evanelle sitting on the lawn with her head tilted, ears up, tongue out

The head tilt

Deployed whenever a sentence might contain the word “walk”.

Evanelle's face very close to the camera indoors, nose nearly touching the lens

The interview distance

Her preferred lens-to-nose distance is roughly four inches.

Evanelle rolling on her side in sunny green grass on a red long line

Quality grass time

Long line on. Dignity off.

Her story

Where the noise comes from.

The ears say guard dog. The collar says garden party. The full account covers both.

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Evanelle sitting on a patio in front of a black railing, grinning, mountains in the distance Evanelle sitting at attention, ears at full mast, looking off camera Evanelle rolling on her side in sunny green grass on a red long line

Her Instagram

Six recent posts

Evanelle lying on her side on the carpet, chin resting on a grey mat, looking up at the cameraReel

“She has opinions and she shares them.”

@evanellethedobie · Aug 26, 2026

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Evanelle sitting in a yard with a barn and mountains behind her, tongue outPhoto

Out in the yard, tongue out, barn in the background.

@evanellethedobie · Aug 25, 2026

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Evanelle standing over one of her people, who is lying on the floor beside a grey matReel

“She's not stuck. This is on purpose.”

@evanellethedobie · Aug 24, 2026

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Evanelle on the couch looking directly at the camera, from her reel of August 23Reel

“When mom stops petting”

@evanellethedobie · Aug 23, 2026

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Evanelle crouched low on the carpet by a closed door, front end downReel

“This is a formal protest.”

@evanellethedobie · Aug 21, 2026

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Evanelle at a training class in a red harness and purple slip lead, a small terrier standing beside herPhoto

At class, in the red harness, next to a much smaller dog.

@evanellethedobie · Aug 20, 2026

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She sleeps on her back with her legs in the air, for days at a time.

The gallery

What the camera got

  • Evanelle sitting upright in tall summer grass and goldenrod, facing the camera
  • Evanelle in a wildflower field with her head tilted, fully committed
  • Evanelle sitting on brown spring grass beside a creek, tongue out, mountains and a barn in the distance
  • Evanelle sitting and holding eye contact with the camera, tongue out
  • Evanelle sitting in a sunny park, tongue all the way out
  • Evanelle sitting in tall grass with small yellow flowers, ears up, tongue out
  • Evanelle holding a sit-stay on the front lawn
  • Evanelle grinning down at the camera from a low angle in the backyard
  • Evanelle standing on a large rock in a garden with pink roses and yellow flowers, on a purple leash
  • Evanelle on a leash on a sidewalk outing, supervising errands
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A mint collar printed with pink roses and a tan leather leash, laid out on cream linen among cut roses

Evanelle's faves

The puzzle, the pole, and the treats she works for.

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